I made MemeGen.net. It may not look like much, but in 2005 it was the 4th-fastest growing website in the world.
Now I run a YouTube channel where people have watched me play computer games tens of millions of times.
I have another channel where I make game programming tutorials for Unity 3d. That's been viewed over a million times too. You can download the files for the tutorials.
I've made ten computer games for the Ludum Dare game jam.
I offer web programming, SalesForce, social media management, and traffic coordination consulting services. These days I prefer to work in Ruby on Rails for the web and C# for the desktop, but I have experience working with many, many different languages and environments.
Next I'm going to [REDACTED].
You can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org and find me on Twitter at @quill18.